Balls

Reading a book about an oil rig worker experience on the Rigs. This one guy got cocky and made his assistant do his job (manging the brake of the drill) to deal with the pipes which need to be connected. One thing led to another and in one quick movement the bastard got disembowelled. So, they wondered Oh, how will they get the body into the old chopper used for transporting their dump asses in and out of this place, (this man is 6ft) well these men with corroded minds caused by being used to the usual deaths of idiots turned his mangled corpse into a popsicle A DAMN frozen visage of a human trap in his moments of death. They all took a group photo with his frozen remains with smiles and thumps up before the body was taken away. Funniest thing I ever read 10/10 would recommend.