Total Medals Earned: 311 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,340 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 4/52 (20/330 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (115/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Finish the game!!
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Win a battle
Gain a level with any character
Unlock all inventory bags
Invest in a store category
Completely explore one floor of a dungeon
Kill all enemies on one floor of a dungeon
Amass 20,000 gold at once
Complete a campaign with the Hardcore penalty
Complete a campaign on Veteran difficulty
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Complete Act III
Complete Act V
Complete a campaign on Extreme difficulty
Play Act IV and pass wave 30 (above Beginner difficulty)
Complete all in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/325 points)
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)